Alright guys, this is pretty much the most embarrassing thing fucking EVER, but if you’ve followed me for this long, you already know IDGAF - we’re trying to win 25K for our start up, and the directions were ‘Do a 30 second pitch of your company. Get creative’. Everyone else is doing the same old boring ass thing of talking to a camera about how ‘awesome and professional’ they are, so we decided to do something different.
That something was have me write a rap about our bag that charges your electronic devices and perform it HORRIDLY. SO IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME RAPPIN’/HELP US WIN 25K TO BRING A KICKASS PRODUCT TO MARKET, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO CLICK ON THIS LINK AND VOTE FOR US! All you need is a twitter. I’m tagging our lovely bamily because you guys are the fucking best and basically make up 99% of the reason I’m even on tumblr.
Also, apologies for scarring you for life. I tried, y’all. The thug lyfe just didn’t choose me.
i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between